Midsummer's Eve

Eve's heart has been so brutally shattered by her fiancé that she can't find a single reason to get out of bed. Take a bath? Dress? Brush her teeth? Why bother? Odds are she won't be leaving the house anyway? So what if she's depressed? They make pills for that, don't they? She just wishes her three best friends would chill out with the whole "Eve, you have got to get out of the house!" routine and leave her alone.

However, Eve is a firm believer that betrayal is easier swallowed with a tall glass of revenge. With that in mind, she and her girlfriends set about to dish out a little well deserved comeuppance to the ex fiancé.

With operation "Pay Back Is A Bitch" complete, and hoping to lift Eve out of her doldrums and bring a little romance back into her life, the girls celebrate by taking her on an exciting Myrtle Beach getaway. On the trip home they plan there last hurrah of the summer. A weekend camping trip to find out who, or what, is romping around in the cornfield behind Eve’s house late at night.

Who are her friends? Well, there is:

Mallory, who has more curves than Jessica Rabbit and a fondness for black men because...yes...do believe it.

Tammy, who has a lisp and a lust for anything Latino flavored because, "they aren't afraid of a little extra meat on a gal."

And last, but certainly not least, is Teri...and...well...you'll just have to meet her for yourself.